Volume 29 Issue 7

ArticlesEditorialOpinion

Life Is Horrible, but I Have a Little Drink

Written by: Katie Campbell

I have been in a constant state of misery since September 23, 2022, after the innocent newness of Fall Quarter ceased to appeal to me and …

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GPT-5 Beats Kobayashi Maru Test, Joins Admiral Kirk

Written by: Everett Ririe

“I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t beam you up right now,” said CadetGPT.Photo by Maria Dhilla On May 26, OpenAI announced the completion of their GPT-5 large …

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Mad Quibs: Coming Out Script

Written by: The MQ