Volume 29 Issue 7 – Page 5 – The MQ

Volume 29 Issue 7

Articles • Campus • News

May 31, 2023

UCSD Reveals Sun God Is Pansexual in Celebration of Pride Month

Written by: Bitsy Hsu

UC San Diego is reportedly editing Dawn of a Deity for release in Florida.Photo by Julia Wong On June 1, UC San Diego sent out an …

Back Page • Features

May 31, 2023

Wanted: Our Missing Editors

Written by: The MQ

Articles • Editorial • Opinion

May 31, 2023

Tom Cruise Is the Last Gen X Babygirl

Written by: Millie You

I take my coffee black with salt, carry cash, and drive a manual car. I shook hands with George Lucas once, and Al Pacino made eye …

March 12, 2025

Dining Hall Drinks Require Biometric Scans

In a controversial move, Housing, Dining and Hospitality has partnered with PepsiCo and Amazon to introduce a line of all-new soft drink machines that use biometrics …
ICE Sets Sights on Canadians

March 12, 2025
Mind Control Made ‘Believable’

March 12, 2025
Legislator Campaigns for ‘Trump Love’

March 12, 2025
Academy Awards Voting Body Revealed to Be ‘Four White Men’

March 12, 2025
Open Season Declared On Seals

March 12, 2025
Google Debuts Uneditable Spellchecker for Names

March 12, 2025

March 12, 2025

Wait, You Guys Already Had Your Enrollment Times?

So, here’s the issue. I was under the impression that class enrollment just hadn’t happened for anyone yet. Because when enrollment times came out and WebReg …