
My mother always told me “beauty is pain,” but it’s only until I went to this restaurant that I truly realized what she meant. Violence Baguettes Violence, famous for its lack of choices, only sells shield-sized pain au chocolat and sharpened baguettes that have been known to draw blood. If a customer manages to defeat any of the workers in a trial by combat, they can leave without paying.
Former Editor-in-Chief. Like an ouroboros, her jokes consume themselves until no one knows whether they were ever funny. But they are.