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Arctic Circle Restaurant Review – Violence Baguettes Violence

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My mother always told me “beauty is pain,” but it’s only until I went to this restaurant that I truly realized what she meant. Violence Baguettes Violence, famous for its lack of choices, only sells shield-sized pain au chocolat and sharpened baguettes that have been known to draw blood. If a customer manages to defeat any of the workers in a trial by combat, they can leave without paying.

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