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Top Ten Thanksgiving Dinner Conversation Topics

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

October 30, 2024

  1. The results of the election
  2. What you’ll use your degree for
  3. The conception stories of everybody at the table
  4. Great-aunt Edna’s roommate of 50 years
  5. The strange dreams we’ve all been having lately
  6. What could’ve been
  7. Postmodern feminist theory
  8. Whether the Cain instinct is real
  9. Grandbabies
  10. Anything besides fantasy football
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