June 3, 2026 You look delectable. Volume XXXII Issue VII

Top Ten Reasons to Skip Lecture

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

October 30, 2024

  1. You’re going nocturnal
  2. Quarter-life crisis
  3. You already went twice this week
  4. Lecture was in Warren
  5. Ants in your backpack
  6. Got consumed by the fog
  7. Dog ate your iClicker
  8. Couldn’t find the textbook on Libgen
  9. You’re thinking about doing laundry
  10. Busy doing work for the class
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