March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

May 31, 2023

  1. Kidney stones
  2. Anime girl PNGs
  3. Lint balls from other people’s clothes
  4. Active arrest warrants
  5. F’s on degree audits
  6. Dining hall cutlery
  7. Merch from canceled YouTubers
  8. Celebrity teeth
  9. Korok seeds
  10. Vials of siphoned brake fluid
The MQ

The premier satire magazine at UC San Diego.

Last modified: May 29, 2023

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