Written by: The MQ

  1. Kidney stones
  2. Anime girl PNGs
  3. Lint balls from other people’s clothes
  4. Active arrest warrants
  5. F’s on degree audits
  6. Dining hall cutlery
  7. Merch from canceled YouTubers
  8. Celebrity teeth
  9. Korok seeds
  10. Vials of siphoned brake fluid

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