- Admiring the plastic
- Eating sand
- Digging a humongous fucking hole
- Throwing TUMS into the ocean to
combat ocean acidification - Burying little pieces of metal to mess with metal detectorists
- Drinking a Four Loko and waking up in Australia
- Watching sea levels rise in real time
- Applying sunscreen to sunbathers
- Killing a seagull for its delectable flesh
- Piracy
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