- You eat eight spiders
- The DVD logo hits the corner
- Your eyelids get slightly suntanned
- You get charged 1/100th of a penny to your student account
- Everyone playing a secret game of wax
museum runs a step toward you - The Earth travels 46 meters along its orbit
around the Sun - You get one microsecond of sleep
- The professor goes to the next slide
- Your screen time goes up by five hours
- You feel nostalgic for peek-a-boo
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