The Bootlicker – Only locals and those in the know call it ”The Bootlicker;” the establishment’s actual name is Scarpe Diem, a pun off the Italian word for shoes. It’s the place where everyone’s conservative uncle loves to eat. No one knows why, and despite the many priests who come by to bless it, the restaurant clientele remains the same. Mind-blowing cannolis.
Former Editor-in-Chief. Like an ouroboros, her jokes consume themselves until no one knows whether they were ever funny. But they are.
