“The plants are terrified.”
- Anno Hideaki,
Vegetarian
After visiting the Caulisseum, the cauliflower-themed restaurant that swaps famous Italian cuisine with its gluten-free counterparts, I feel so good about myself for choosing the healthy option. And the entertainment provided is so riveting! Be careful not to get too close to the front, unless you don’t mind adding a little blood spurt into your sauce!
Former Editor-in-Chief. Like an ouroboros, her jokes consume themselves until no one knows whether they were ever funny. But they are.
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