- Now that you know the exact size of a football field, it’s kind of lost its magic as a unit of measurement
- In order to get statistically significant results, baseball players have to play 90 innings
- Global warming means that eventually the only sport left will be water polo
- It stopped being fun when a zoologist gave you a literal pigskin to play football with
- Scientists invented concussions
- Drug testing
- You can never figure out how much acidball to balance out your baseball
- They made you use the metric system, so now you have to play 0.3 meterball
- They forced you to wear that stupid helmet
- Someone came up with an unethical psychological experiment called golf
Last modified: May 4, 2020
