Written by: Massimo Quintero

A group of leprechaun hunters recently stumbled upon a new strain of marijuana while attempting to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. There, researchers discovered a substance containing tetrahydrocannabinol, a chemical similar to THC that causes intoxication in marijuana. “It’s a well-known fact among leprechaun hunters that tetrahydrocannabinol is the surefire mark of either leprechauns or weed. We struck gold by finding both!”

The strain, named Irish Munchies, produces a high that is “Irish by nature” and extremely potent. “No wonder leprechauns are so jolly and energetic. They’ve got some good shit!” one researcher said, “It’s a shame that this strain is so rare. I know we were hunting leprechauns in the first place, but it felt bad prying it out of those stoned leprechauns’ hands. We never wanted to hurt the leprechauns — we just wanted to exploit their resources.”

Staff Writer at The MQ

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