- Placing an empty bowl outside your house with a sign that says “Take one”
- Passing out punch cards to Jimmy John’s with two holes punched out
- Administering flu shots because vaccination is important, kids
- Giving children fatherly affection
- Handing out mandatory pop quizzes
- Passing out rocks
- Handing out just candy wrappers – kids need to learn disappointment early
- Giving children the dignity they desperately need
- Passing out a signed copy of your book
- Giving children non-Halloween candy, suckers!
Top Ten Alternatives to Passing Out Halloween Candy to Children
Last modified: January 15, 2019
