- They both failed you
- Sprung up on you in the middle of your biology class
- Still surprisingly good at making you feel insecure
- You have a new one every quarter
- Despite everything, your mom says you should approach them with a positive attitude
- You accidentally stabbed them with a pencil
- You didn’t know you had one
- It’s probably their fault that you had a stabbing pain in your side
- The product of a nasty divorce
- Full of lies
Top Ten Similarities Between Your Midterm and Your Estranged Father
Last modified: December 2, 2018