Top Ten Similarities Between Your Midterm and Your Estranged Father

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. They both failed you
  2. Sprung up on you in the middle of your biology class
  3. Still surprisingly good at making you feel insecure
  4. You have a new one every quarter
  5. Despite everything, your mom says you should approach them with a positive attitude
  6. You accidentally stabbed them with a pencil
  7. You didn’t know you had one
  8. It’s probably their fault that you had a stabbing pain in your side
  9. The product of a nasty divorce
  10. Full of lies

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