Top Ten Similarities between UCSD on Move-Out Day and the San Diego Zoo

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. You spent a majority of the time being hopelessly lost
  2. Someone keeps playing “Who Let the Dogs Out?” and it stopped being funny hours ago
  3. Parking sucks
  4. Six elementary school field trips showed up at noon
  5. The enclosures seem like they’re open and allowing the creatures to roam free, but in reality they’re locked up
  6. A fine example of competition for resources
  7. Newly independent kids are trying to separate themselves from their parents
  8. There is an overwhelming smell of sunscreen and sweat
  9. The souvenirs are ridiculously overpriced
  10. Just a bunch of filthy stinkin’ animals

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