- You spent a majority of the time being hopelessly lost
- Someone keeps playing “Who Let the Dogs Out?” and it stopped being funny hours ago
- Parking sucks
- Six elementary school field trips showed up at noon
- The enclosures seem like they’re open and allowing the creatures to roam free, but in reality they’re locked up
- A fine example of competition for resources
- Newly independent kids are trying to separate themselves from their parents
- There is an overwhelming smell of sunscreen and sweat
- The souvenirs are ridiculously overpriced
- Just a bunch of filthy stinkin’ animals
Last modified: December 2, 2018
