- Your room is filled with decapitated horse bodies
- Their solution to most problems is “I know a guy”
- Their pasta comes out perfect every time
- They host a daily poker tournament in your apartment
- They say that what happened to your plant was “just business”
- Favorite arcade game is whack-a-mole
- They definitely couldn’t afford a leather jacket that nice unless they were doing something else on the side
- You’ve seen your HA kiss their ring
- They have an illogical number of cousins
- They told you they’re in the Mafia
Last modified: January 15, 2019
