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  1. Your room is filled with decapitated horse bodies
  2. Their solution to most problems is “I know a guy”
  3. Their pasta comes out perfect every time
  4. They host a daily poker tournament in your apartment
  5. They say that what happened to your plant was “just business”
  6. Favorite arcade game is whack-a-mole
  7. They definitely couldn’t afford a leather jacket that nice unless they were doing something else on the side
  8. You’ve seen your HA kiss their ring
  9. They have an illogical number of cousins
  10. They told you they’re in the Mafia

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