- To prove anti-smoking advertising doesn’t work on you
- Injecting is getting old
- To get that raspy and gravelly singing voice you need in the country music business
- Dinosaurs didn’t smoke, and look where it got them
- The faster you die, the faster you’ll screw over the loan sharks
- You just turned 21, so now you can legally do it … again
- Ingesting nicotine patches just isn’t doing it for you
- You really like paying taxes
- You’ve got nothing better to do with your pile of cigarettes now that prison currency has changed to bitcoin
- Vaping isn’t cool anymore
Last modified: January 15, 2019
