Top Ten Reasons to Start Smoking

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. To prove anti-smoking advertising doesn’t work on you
  2. Injecting is getting old
  3. To get that raspy and gravelly singing voice you need in the country music business
  4. Dinosaurs didn’t smoke, and look where it got them
  5. The faster you die, the faster you’ll screw over the loan sharks
  6. You just turned 21, so now you can legally do it … again
  7. Ingesting nicotine patches just isn’t doing it for you
  8. You really like paying taxes
  9. You’ve got nothing better to do with your pile of cigarettes now that prison currency has changed to bitcoin
  10. Vaping isn’t cool anymore

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