Top Fifteen Ways That Cavemen Were Better than Us

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Tinder was important for a different reason
  2. They could afford a cave
  3. They didn’t use “Neanderthal” as an insult
  4. They got to watch “The Flintstones” live
  5. Their gloryholes were probably cleaner
  6. Minimalism
  7. Fewer languages to not know how to read
  8. Bigger frontal cortex, penis
  9. Separation of church and state
  10. Function over form
  11. Not as many confusing breakfast cereal options; only Cocoa Pebbles or Fruity Pebbles
  12. Could start a fire
  13. No government, no taxes, only Krog
  14. “Their relatives were fish. Damn, I wish I had fish parents”
  15. Only had to put up with one Ice Age; we had to deal with Ice Age: Continental Drift

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