- Tinder was important for a different reason
- They could afford a cave
- They didn’t use “Neanderthal” as an insult
- They got to watch “The Flintstones” live
- Their gloryholes were probably cleaner
- Minimalism
- Fewer languages to not know how to read
- Bigger frontal cortex, penis
- Separation of church and state
- Function over form
- Not as many confusing breakfast cereal options; only Cocoa Pebbles or Fruity Pebbles
- Could start a fire
- No government, no taxes, only Krog
- “Their relatives were fish. Damn, I wish I had fish parents”
- Only had to put up with one Ice Age; we had to deal with Ice Age: Continental Drift
Last modified: January 15, 2019
