- “Anybody could do that”
- People pay $9.99 a month to look at shit
- You’ve always dreamed of getting jerked off by a stranger there
- The really good stuff is always in the back
- Optimal use of negative space
- Much more enjoyable when drunk
- It’s amazing to think that people used to do this in caves
- Not nearly as fun if you go by yourself
- It tells you a lot about someone if they mention that they’re interested in it
- The other people there probably aren’t there to chat
- “I always wear a condom there, just to be on the safe side”
- A terrible venue for a company party
- The obsession with the phallic is so much more acceptable here
- “I got a college degree for this?”
- “I stuck my dick through a wall”
Top Fifteen Similarities Between an Art Gallery and a Truck Stop Glory Hole
Last modified: January 2, 2019
