- It’s currently too easy to breathe
- To spruce up your dorm room
- Where else is Seventh College going to go?
- Because no one heard you the last time you cut one down
- The FDA won’t let you test reverse sap injection on humans
- The fewer trees in the Amazon, the faster the shipping
- You’re tired of your cat getting stuck in them
- Little Bobby can’t complain about not having a treehouse if there are no trees
- The environmentalist need something to protest — they don’t have much going for them
- You’re a thrill seeker and your current dildo isn’t cutting it
Top Ten Reasons to Cut Down More Trees
Last modified: January 3, 2019