- Upgrade Obamacare to Super-Mega-Obamacare
- Take all the copper out of the walls
- Play “Mad World” through every room speaker as he touches every curtain
- Install that sweet spoiler on the presidential limo
- Change every clock to be three minutes fast just to mess with people
- Get his safety deposit back
- Not be called a Muslim
- Take that trip he and Joe always talked about, steal his dad’s car (you know, the red Corvette), and drive out to a cabin in the woods like that fateful night eight years ago. One last hurrah
- Finally get up the courage to ask what happened at Roswell
- Reveal that his full name is Barack Hussein Weinstein Obama
Top Ten Goals Obama Has for His Last Month in Office
Last modified: January 3, 2019
