November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: The MQ

  1. Upgrade Obamacare to Super-Mega-Obamacare
  2. Take all the copper out of the walls
  3. Play “Mad World” through every room speaker as he touches every curtain
  4. Install that sweet spoiler on the presidential limo
  5. Change every clock to be three minutes fast just to mess with people
  6. Get his safety deposit back
  7. Not be called a Muslim
  8. Take that trip he and Joe always talked about, steal his dad’s car (you know, the red Corvette), and drive out to a cabin in the woods like that fateful night eight years ago. One last hurrah
  9. Finally get up the courage to ask what happened at Roswell
  10. Reveal that his full name is Barack Hussein Weinstein Obama

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