Top Ten Reasons to Switch to Bigger Tires

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Your Civic isn’t as big as that Hummer and you need to compensate
  2. Bigger tire fires
  3. The third round of the tire toss is coming up and there’s no way Terry’s gonna be able to heave this bad boy
  4. You have a thing for the Michelin Man
  5. Your local gas station is now offering complimentary air and you aren’t going to let that opportunity pass
  6. If you don’t follow your dreams, you’ll wake up one day and realize you’re just another cog in the machine
  7. The truck nuts on the back and front of your car aren’t enough
  8. “She used to love big tires”
  9. Life goes by pretty fast. If you don’t get bigger tires, you won’t be able to catch up — you’ll miss it
  10. Western decadence

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