Top Ten Similarities Between a DMV Office and the Mariana Trench

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. You can pee anywhere and no one will care
  2. At least the water cooler is full
  3. Threat of drowning, in paperwork or otherwise
  4. Both are Paul Simon’s 37th way to leave your lover
  5. Scientists know more about the surface of the moon than how this place functions
  6. The rich visit it in a multi-million dollar contained machine that separates their atmosphere from the world around them and provides pneumatic grasping claws to ward off any local fauna that approaches
  7. Natural light never penetrates the area
  8. James Cameron still isn’t back
  9. The existence of living creatures there is a testament to nature’s adaptability
  10. You have to go there to renew your driver’s license

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