- You can pee anywhere and no one will care
- At least the water cooler is full
- Threat of drowning, in paperwork or otherwise
- Both are Paul Simon’s 37th way to leave your lover
- Scientists know more about the surface of the moon than how this place functions
- The rich visit it in a multi-million dollar contained machine that separates their atmosphere from the world around them and provides pneumatic grasping claws to ward off any local fauna that approaches
- Natural light never penetrates the area
- James Cameron still isn’t back
- The existence of living creatures there is a testament to nature’s adaptability
- You have to go there to renew your driver’s license
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