Written by: The MQ

  1. You really love seeing rich white people tell you why they’re exactly like you
  2. Stealing yard signs is your favorite pastime
  3. You were in danger of forgetting about 9/11
  4. You were born on Election Day, so you only get to celebrate your birthday during election years
  5. None. Your father was killed by an election year
  6. You get to see Jimmy Fallon do impressions of people he’s not good at doing impressions of
  7. You’re treated like the one-dimensional demographic you always knew you were
  8. It’s a Goodyear™ for corporate sponsorships
  9. Every election year is four years closer to the earth being absorbed into the sun
  10. Free stickers

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