- A smaller kitchen sink
- Your downstairs neighbors
- The bleach and ammonia are getting too cozy together
- Your foot — you’ve been stuck here for hours
- The dorm cleaning service hasn’t come by all weekend so the garbage can is becoming sentient
- A shittier Narnia
- All that existential dread
- My secret stash of gobstoppers just happens to be right next to the detergent pods
- A giant monster, according to your son, and you’re definitely not going to be the one to find out
- Everything but the kitchen sink
Last modified: January 4, 2019
