November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: The MQ

  1. Created a rift of tension for the next 40 years
  2. You were an hour late for it
  3. You went into it with the intent of imposing your ideology upon them
  4. There was an implied “no takesies backsies” policy
  5. Your mom is a little too excited about it
  6. It’s a proxy battle between two superpowers that eventually ends in a detente about who gets to use the kitchenette sink
  7. You read a lot of articles from “Seventeen” in advance for advice
  8. You had been spying on your roommate with a U2 plane for months before it happened
  9. Once again it’s because of those damn commies
  10. If this goes on much longer you’d rather be waterboarded
  11. The neighbors just don’t want to get involved
  12. Leads to the dissolution of Yugoslavia
  13. Not much, but your roommate does have a pretty sick beard
  14. Cuba really isn’t the ideal location for this meeting
  15. A lot of hype but ultimately no fallout

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