Top Ten Ways You, Taking Your Midterm, Resemble Laika, the Dog the Russians Shot into Space

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. You’re rapidly learning about the beautiful cruelty of man
  2. About halfway through it got hard to tell which way was up
  3. All of this is in the pursuit of one goal: sending frozen dead dogs into space
  4. Both are because of a communist regime
  5. You’re not liking your odds
  6. This is largely symbolic, and will eventually be overshadowed by later achievements
  7. You’d rather be playing Frisbee on the lawn
  8. The U.S. government was against you from day one
  9. You’re a dog. Who authorized this?
  10. Not voluntary

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