- You’re rapidly learning about the beautiful cruelty of man
- About halfway through it got hard to tell which way was up
- All of this is in the pursuit of one goal: sending frozen dead dogs into space
- Both are because of a communist regime
- You’re not liking your odds
- This is largely symbolic, and will eventually be overshadowed by later achievements
- You’d rather be playing Frisbee on the lawn
- The U.S. government was against you from day one
- You’re a dog. Who authorized this?
- Not voluntary
Top Ten Ways You, Taking Your Midterm, Resemble Laika, the Dog the Russians Shot into Space
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