- While in a microwave
- As a food processor. No respectable chef would call that a “mince”
- Holding it up to the sky to try and make a typhoon
- To sign up for classes. That’s all done through WebReg now
- Submerge it in your bathtub along with your toaster
- Actually, it works pretty well as a flower vase. Mom was wrong about that one
- A replacement for a car motor
- During a strong thunderstorm. You don’t know what will happen
- A tiny, shitty helicopter
- To put things back together
Top Ten Ways Not to Use a Blender
Last modified: February 2, 2019
