Written by: The MQ

  1. While in a microwave
  2. As a food processor. No respectable chef would call that a “mince”
  3. Holding it up to the sky to try and make a typhoon
  4. To sign up for classes. That’s all done through WebReg now
  5. Submerge it in your bathtub along with your toaster
  6. Actually, it works pretty well as a flower vase. Mom was wrong about that one
  7. A replacement for a car motor
  8. During a strong thunderstorm. You don’t know what will happen
  9. A tiny, shitty helicopter
  10. To put things back together

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