- The oil spill on Mars that NASA doesn’t want you to know about
- Global warming is actually caused by people measuring CO2 levels
- There are too many trees and now it’s causing overcrowding in tree cities
- When some colored flowers show up in a field full of white flowers, all the white flowers leave
- A difficult math problem on the amount of energy that solar panels generate
- Flower over-farming is leading to a price increase, which means that many local diners have to use fake flowers on their tables, which causes people to slightly judge them for using fake flowers on their tables
- The pandas are eating all the bamboo in China, leaving less bamboo for the pandas, so we should kill all the pandas
- Global warming is making the temperature much more comfortable for our reptilian underlords
- The bins you think are for “recycling” are actually part of a secret government program to choke baby animals with random pieces of litter
- The Hundred Acre Wood is now the 25 Acre Wood
Last modified: February 3, 2019
