- Plug two generators into one another for endless energy
- Give internship credit to undergraduates for sitting around and spinning a wheel
- Power a generator with heat from the 17 hot singles in your area
- Add bangs and a moody attitude to all of our current energy sources
- Turn the Tour de France into a stationary bicycle race, with electric generators hooked up to each bike
- Point a light at a solar panel, and then power that light with energy from the solar panel
- Convert your parent’s disapproval when you come home for winter break into electricity
- The inevitable heat death of the universe makes a search for alternative energy sources futile
- I hear Costco sells big packs of AA batteries for $15
- Lunar panels: like solar panels, but worse
Last modified: February 3, 2019
