November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Features

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Susan Bagel – Banana Water

Written by: Sharon Roth and Theo Erickson

Long, hot summer nights. The kitchen boils, and yet I must keep the stove burning to make my eleventh batch of hot banana water. The aroma …

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Wanted: Our Missing Editors

Written by: The MQ

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Mad Quibs: Coming Out Script

Written by: The MQ

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Manthropology

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski, Olivia Scarborough, Isabelle Mckelvey, Jerry Wu and Farhad Taraporevala

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Retropolitan

Written by: Jacob King, Jeannie Kim, Theo Erickson, Alberto Ruiz and Amit Roth

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Fashion

Written by: Romella Sagatelian and The MQ

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Back Ad – Dyson Womanizer

Written by: The MQ

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Pop Cult

Written by: Amit Roth, Micah Gilbert, Maddie Samaniego, Connor Betterly, Romella Sagatelian and Supriyaa Chordia

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Health

Written by: Sharon Roth, Elizabeth Overton, Millie You, Bitsy Hsu and Maria Dhilla

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