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When I dream, I dream of my grandmother’s fruit bread. Every winter, she made enough loaves to feed a small village, and we feasted on the …
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After years of declining viewership, the NCAA announced a shift in their annual March Madness tournament in an effort to “pander to those damn kids.” “It’s …
Playing in the IKEA showroom since 1988.
Government-sponsored satire.
Throughout the month of February, several balloons flying over North America were shot down by U.S. fighter pilots. Following these incidents, Goodyear announced that their blimp …
Satire that will make you feel something.
Overdipping the chip since 1988.
We just kinda wing it.
The best way to start your day is by opening your eyes.
