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The MQ Avoids the Ides of March

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Missed Quonnections

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The MQ Hosts a TEDx Talk

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Why You Should Stop Taking Dozens of Personality Tests and Go to Therapy Instead

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The MQ Writes A Poem:

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The MQ tries its hand at Poetry.

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Lady MistleQown’s Satire Pamphlet

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The MQ Writes The Next Great American Novel (Better Versions of The Great Gatsby)

Written by: The MQ

So we were sitting in front of an empty computer screen, getting ready to write the next great American novel, when we
found out that F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Great Gatsby” entered public domain. Might as well give that our best shot,
right? Why create new media, when we can ride on the coattails of media we know people will like? Everything’s a sequel
or reboot nowadays, anyway. 21st Century Fox, return our calls? Please.