March 12, 2025 Avoid our podcast. Enjoy the written word. Volume XXXI Issue V

The MQ

Articles • Editorial • Opinion

February 7, 2024

Read Me Like One of Your French Books

Written by: The MQ

I remember the day I was purchased like it was yesterday. I was sitting on a shelf at the store with my siblings, waiting, just waiting …

Top Ten

February 7, 2024

Top Ten Similarities between Taking a Midterm and Climbing a Mountain

Written by: The MQ

Skyboxes

February 7, 2024

Latest Apartment Listing

Written by: The MQ

Zero bed, half bath

Skyboxes

February 7, 2024

New Genre of Music Emerges

Written by: The MQ

Rock ‘n’ rock

Top Ten

February 7, 2024

Top Ten Romantic Gestures

Written by: The MQ

Features • Other Features

February 7, 2024

The MQ’s Wisdom Teeth Extraction Fits

Written by: The MQ

Features • Other Features

February 7, 2024

How to Break Up with Someone

Written by: The MQ

Center Spread • Features

February 7, 2024

The MQ From an Alternate Timeline

Written by: The MQ

Back Page • Features

February 7, 2024

MYTHQUSTERS

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten

February 7, 2024

Top Ten Gifts We Returned

Written by: The MQ