November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: The MQ

  1. The produce drawer
  2. The tiny pocket in your pants
  3. An optional office hour on a weekend
  4. Wherever you go when you multiply
    yourself by zero
  5. The East Coast after changing
    your identity
  6. Inside the Grand Canyon so they’re
    distracted by the view
  7. The same location you are right now, but 200 years ago
  8. Your mind palace
  9. The bottom of the housing waitlist
  10. Behind a conveniently placed lamp

The MQ is the premier satire magazine at UC San Diego

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