March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

February 8, 2023

  1. Who is Dan Druff?
  2. Takes off wig OK, you pass the test
  3. Could you cut it a little longer?
  4. When does your cosmetology license expire?
  5. I thought you were only going to cut one hair
  6. Quick, cut it again, it’s growing!
  7. You should consider going pro
  8. Wait, this isn’t the car dealership…
  9. Can I take that to go?
  10. I once killed a man
The MQ

The premier satire magazine at UC San Diego.

Last modified: February 6, 2023

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