November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: The MQ

February 8, 2023

  1. Who is Dan Druff?
  2. Takes off wig OK, you pass the test
  3. Could you cut it a little longer?
  4. When does your cosmetology license expire?
  5. I thought you were only going to cut one hair
  6. Quick, cut it again, it’s growing!
  7. You should consider going pro
  8. Wait, this isn’t the car dealership…
  9. Can I take that to go?
  10. I once killed a man
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