Written by: The MQ

  1. Take the Blue Line offroad
  2. Wear illegally modified shoes
  3. Travel as the crow flies
  4. Pretend you don’t care about getting to
    school on time so you get there faster
  5. Drive your spherical car on a frictionless
    road with no air resistance
  6. Follow the instructions to fold this MQ into a
    hang glider
  7. Just leave your house five minutes earlier
  8. Take really big steps
  9. Drive in the bike lane
  10. Backwards long jump

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