- Take the Blue Line offroad
- Wear illegally modified shoes
- Travel as the crow flies
- Pretend you don’t care about getting to
school on time so you get there faster - Drive your spherical car on a frictionless
road with no air resistance - Follow the instructions to fold this MQ into a
hang glider - Just leave your house five minutes earlier
- Take really big steps
- Drive in the bike lane
- Backwards long jump
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