- Did extensive four-year study on the effect of an all-carb diet on health and mental wellness
- “According to my blood tests, I’m actually 73 percent a Rockstar”
- Sole participant in a study on the effects of self-imposed loneliness on the human psyche
- “I excel at doing the absolute minimum asked of me. Also, I know Excel”
- Negotiated and maintained diplomatic relations with nest of wasps in common area
- Still haven’t learned the real value of a dollar and therefore think this salary is fair
- Experience in being an undervalued member of a corporation with minimal benefits
- Willing to settle
- Real-world experience with medical emergencies like alcohol poisoning
- “I can only better myself from here”
Last modified: February 2, 2019
