- In 2003, with a search warrant for WMDs
- With a ring to propose to your girlfriend who’s the maid of honor
- While admitting that no, you weren’t killed, it was your twin, and you’re pregnant with Brenda’s baby
- With your own basket of flower petals to show that idiot flower girl how it’s done
- First by diving from a plane into the ocean next to the venue, then scuba diving to the shore, taking off the scuba suit and revealing a tux underneath
- Tarred and feathered with the other doves being let out of the box
- Bursting through the bride’s chest
- When the priest asks, “Does anyone have any objections?” say “I do,” and walk up the aisle with your wedding dress
- Reveal to all your friend’s family and the actors present that you’ve impersonated both the bride and groom as long as they’ve known each other
- Don’t tell anyone you’re going
Last modified: February 2, 2019
