Written by:

  1. Downloading a car
  2. Lying on your music practice card
  3. “Marriage, am I right, sonny boy?”
  4. Public un-nudity in a nudist colony
  5. Leaving your freshman suite door open. This is your last warning, suite 430
  6. Failing to mind the gap
  7. Stealing a single grape from the supermarket, you sick bastard
  8. Holding up a guy holding up a bank
  9. Reverse psychology: telling a judge not to give you 30 to life
  10. Impersonating a sexy police officer

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