- Downloading a car
- Lying on your music practice card
- “Marriage, am I right, sonny boy?”
- Public un-nudity in a nudist colony
- Leaving your freshman suite door open. This is your last warning, suite 430
- Failing to mind the gap
- Stealing a single grape from the supermarket, you sick bastard
- Holding up a guy holding up a bank
- Reverse psychology: telling a judge not to give you 30 to life
- Impersonating a sexy police officer
Last modified: February 2, 2019
