Top Ten Ways to Be a Good Ally

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

    1. Shop at Target
    2. Serve bountifully
    3. Give your gayest friend 20 dollars
    4. Hide in the closet so they don’t have to
    5. Remind everyone you wish you could kiss women
    6. Educate others about how the A in LGBTQIA+ also stands for ally
    7. Get them to donate blood (they can do that now)
    8. Tell your kids that God loves them anyway
    9. Join NATO
    10. Have gay sex

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