1. You thought denim booty shorts were business casual
  2. You forgot what job you were interviewing for
  3. When asked about your previous work experience, you told the interviewer about when you dealt drugs in high school
  4. You gave the interviewer your screenplay instead of your resume
  5. You showed up in cargo shorts and Crocs
  6. You just didn’t show up
  7. You called the interviewer “Dad”
  8. You don’t think they enjoyed the intricate art of your face tattoo
  9. You thought the interviewer was leaning in for a kiss
  10. When asked what your biggest flaw was, you simply said “Yes”