1. It has completely ruined your dating life
  2. You just did this to impress your distant mother
  3. You did four years in college for this bullshit
  4. You’re mainly in it for the drama
  5. You live in a house with 20 other girls
  6. You failed the written exam
  7. You went home on the first day
  8. Some old dude is making a lot of money off of you
  9. You got upstaged by a 5’11 blonde named Jennifer
  10. You thought you’d be having way more sex than this