1. You got an email confirmation from a stork
  2. Everyone keeps asking how far along you are, but you don't have an essay assigned
  3. A quiz told you that you were pregnant
  4. Your car turned into a minivan
  5. You accidentally bought the family size KFC chicken bucket
  6. Those pants just don’t fit anymore
  7. It’s gotten a lot harder to do that bit where you put a soccer ball under your shirt
  8. You got an invite to your own baby shower
  9. You start to end your sentences with “but think of the baby”
  10. Your water just broke