1. Dim lighting will hide all of your flaws
  2. Your cat won't have any excuse to ignore you
  3. Everyone knows that night school is night cool
  4. You are enrolled in Independent Study in Bioluminescence
  5. Because your parents aren't your boss
  6. You didn't mean to, it's just a vicious cycle
  7. Look, how many people have you heard of robbing a grave in broad daylight?
  8. Did you know that power is cheaper after 6 p.m.?
  9. Being a street artist is too embarrassing in the light of day
  10. BATMAN!