Volume 32.7 – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Tue, 23 Jun 2026 11:22:49 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Volume 32.7 – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 Morality ‘Solved’ https://themq.org/2026/06/articles/news/morality-solved/ Wed, 10 Jun 2026 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=13059 Chancellor Khosla ‘Draws Line’ at Censoring Hate Speech https://themq.org/2026/06/articles/news/chancellor-khosla-draws-line-at-censoring-hate-speech/ Wed, 10 Jun 2026 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=13061 Students Trapped in Pokéballs Following Canvas Hack https://themq.org/2026/06/articles/news/students-trapped-in-pokeballs-following-canvas-hack/ Wed, 10 Jun 2026 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=13069 There Are No Third Spaces Anymore! vs Get A Second Job, Dumbass! https://themq.org/2026/06/articles/there-are-no-third-spaces-anymore-vs-get-a-second-job-dumbass/ Wed, 10 Jun 2026 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=13122 Research Department Observes Theoretical Beach https://themq.org/2026/06/articles/news/research-department-observes-theoretical-beach/ Wed, 10 Jun 2026 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=13129 Friend Group Actually Decides What Restaurant to Dine at https://themq.org/2026/06/skyboxes/friend-group-actually-decides-what-restaurant-to-dine-at/ Wed, 10 Jun 2026 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=13158 Grok Put in Time Out Again https://themq.org/2026/06/skyboxes/grok-put-in-time-out-again/ Wed, 10 Jun 2026 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=13162 Top Ten Things That Aren’t Sexy Enough https://themq.org/2026/06/top-10/top-ten-things-that-arent-sexy-enough/ Wed, 03 Jun 2026 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=13072