Volume 29 Issue 4 – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Tue, 02 Apr 2024 03:05:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Volume 29 Issue 4 – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 China Claims Balloon originated from “Large Birthday Party” https://themq.org/2023/02/briefs/china-claims-balloon-originated-from-large-birthday-party/ Wed, 08 Feb 2023 19:08:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9247 Scientist Reveals Days Are Only Going to Get Shorter https://themq.org/2023/02/briefs/scientist-reveals-days-are-only-going-to-get-shorter/ Wed, 08 Feb 2023 19:07:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9249 TikTok Where Creator Points to Text Has Great Relationship Advice, Actually https://themq.org/2023/02/briefs/tiktok-where-creator-points-to-text-has-great-relationship-advice-actually/ Wed, 08 Feb 2023 19:06:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9251 Board of Education Investigates Chromosome “Homolog Agenda” in Biology Curriculums https://themq.org/2023/02/articles/news/board-of-education-investigates-chromosome-homolog-agenda-in-biology-curriculums/ Wed, 08 Feb 2023 19:05:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9158 Local Student Stops Getting Gas, Car Still Runs “Just Fine” https://themq.org/2023/02/briefs/local-student-stops-getting-gas-car-still-runs-just-fine/ Wed, 08 Feb 2023 19:05:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9253 Costco to Offer Medication Samples https://themq.org/2023/02/articles/news/costco-to-offer-medication-samples/ Wed, 08 Feb 2023 19:04:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9161 Horticulturists Discover Blue Pepper https://themq.org/2023/02/briefs/horticulturists-discover-blue-pepper/ Wed, 08 Feb 2023 19:04:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9255 Taiwan Bids to Be America’s New Asian Sweetheart in 2023 https://themq.org/2023/02/articles/news/taiwan-bids-to-be-americas-new-asian-sweetheart-in-2023/ Wed, 08 Feb 2023 19:03:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9165 Biden Declares Bose-Einstein Condensate the New State of the Union https://themq.org/2023/02/briefs/biden-declares-bose-einstein-condensate-the-new-state-of-the-union/ Wed, 08 Feb 2023 19:03:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9257 Student Discovers Their iClicker Works Like Remote from “Click” Starring Adam Sandler https://themq.org/2023/02/articles/news/student-discovers-their-iclicker-works-like-remote-from-click-starring-adam-sandler/ Wed, 08 Feb 2023 19:02:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9170