Volume 27 – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Tue, 01 Jun 2021 07:12:18 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Volume 27 – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 Impossible Foods to Release “Horrifyingly Realistic” Human Meat https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/impossible-foods-to-release-horrifyingly-realistic-human-meat/ https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/impossible-foods-to-release-horrifyingly-realistic-human-meat/#comments Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:05:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6995 https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/impossible-foods-to-release-horrifyingly-realistic-human-meat/feed/ 4 Student Spends Four Years Studying Sugar Production, Finally Granulates https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/student-spends-four-years-studying-sugar-production-finally-granulates/ https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/student-spends-four-years-studying-sugar-production-finally-granulates/#respond Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:04:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6992 https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/student-spends-four-years-studying-sugar-production-finally-granulates/feed/ 0 Local MILF Willing to “Risk it All” for One Night of Dining Out at Rubio’s Coastal Grill https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/local-milf-willing-to-risk-it-all-for-one-night-of-dining-out-at-rubios-coastal-grill/ https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/local-milf-willing-to-risk-it-all-for-one-night-of-dining-out-at-rubios-coastal-grill/#respond Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:03:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6988 https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/local-milf-willing-to-risk-it-all-for-one-night-of-dining-out-at-rubios-coastal-grill/feed/ 0 UCSD Professor Holds Office Hours Days After Exam, Considered for Position in CAPS https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/ucsd-professor-holds-office-hours-days-after-exam-considered-for-position-in-caps/ https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/ucsd-professor-holds-office-hours-days-after-exam-considered-for-position-in-caps/#respond Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:02:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6985 https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/ucsd-professor-holds-office-hours-days-after-exam-considered-for-position-in-caps/feed/ 0 Environmentalist Worried After Interest Surges in New Cryptocurrency: KermitCoin https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/environmentalist-worried-after-interest-surges-in-new-cryptocurrency-kermitcoin/ https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/environmentalist-worried-after-interest-surges-in-new-cryptocurrency-kermitcoin/#respond Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:01:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6981 https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/environmentalist-worried-after-interest-surges-in-new-cryptocurrency-kermitcoin/feed/ 0 Oh the Places You’ll Go! (After You Move Back In with Your Parents) https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/opinion/editorial/oh-the-places-youll-go-after-you-move-back-in-with-your-parents/ https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/opinion/editorial/oh-the-places-youll-go-after-you-move-back-in-with-your-parents/#respond Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6956 https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/opinion/editorial/oh-the-places-youll-go-after-you-move-back-in-with-your-parents/feed/ 0 Italian Populace Celebrates 25 Years Since the Eruption of Pompeii https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/italian-populace-celebrates-25-years-since-the-eruption-of-pompeii/ https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/italian-populace-celebrates-25-years-since-the-eruption-of-pompeii/#respond Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6959 https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/italian-populace-celebrates-25-years-since-the-eruption-of-pompeii/feed/ 0 Violent Clashes Occur as UCPD Shuts Down Unsanctioned Open Mic https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/violent-clashes-occur-as-ucpd-shuts-down-unsanctioned-open-mic/ https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/violent-clashes-occur-as-ucpd-shuts-down-unsanctioned-open-mic/#respond Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6962 https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/violent-clashes-occur-as-ucpd-shuts-down-unsanctioned-open-mic/feed/ 0 Snickering Researchers Warn of New Threat Posed by Updog https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/snickering-researchers-warn-of-new-threat-posed-by-updog/ https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/snickering-researchers-warn-of-new-threat-posed-by-updog/#respond Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6965 https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/snickering-researchers-warn-of-new-threat-posed-by-updog/feed/ 0 New Dystopian Factions Emerge From Fanatical Vaccine Recipients https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/new-dystopian-factions-emerge-from-fanatical-vaccine-recipients/ https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/new-dystopian-factions-emerge-from-fanatical-vaccine-recipients/#respond Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6968 https://themq.org/2021/06/articles/news/new-dystopian-factions-emerge-from-fanatical-vaccine-recipients/feed/ 0