Volume 25 Issue 7 – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Mon, 03 Feb 2020 05:17:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Volume 25 Issue 7 – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 UCSD Begins Construction on New Housing Crisis https://themq.org/2019/09/articles/news/ucsd-begins-construction-on-new-housing-crisis/ Thu, 05 Sep 2019 11:20:45 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3931 UCSD Happy With Giving Day, Will Implement UCSD Taking Day https://themq.org/2019/06/briefs/ucsd-happy-with-giving-day-will-implement-ucsd-taking-day/ Thu, 06 Jun 2019 00:36:48 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4366 Study Finds Microwave in Break Room Dripping in Chili https://themq.org/2019/06/briefs/study-finds-microwave-in-break-room-dripping-in-chili/ Wed, 05 Jun 2019 23:20:54 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4386 Local Glass-Breaking Business is a “Smashing Success” https://themq.org/2019/06/articles/news/local-glass-breaking-business-is-a-smashing-success/ Wed, 05 Jun 2019 23:20:05 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3896 Study Finds Increased Alcohol Consumption Correlated with Higher GPA https://themq.org/2019/06/uncategorized/study-finds-increased-alcohol-consumption-correlated-with-higher-gpa/ Wed, 05 Jun 2019 23:20:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3768 UC Chancellors Appoint Themselves as Permanent Commencement Speakers https://themq.org/2019/06/articles/news/uc-chancellors-appoint-themselves-as-permanent-commencement-speakers/ Wed, 05 Jun 2019 23:20:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3770 UCSD Junior Ready for Farewell Tour https://themq.org/2019/06/briefs/ucsd-junior-ready-for-farewell-tour/ Wed, 05 Jun 2019 23:20:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4364 Area Woman Named Summer Prepared for Three Months of Dad Jokes https://themq.org/2019/06/briefs/area-woman-named-summer-prepared-for-three-months-of-dad-jokes/ Wed, 05 Jun 2019 23:20:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4368 RNC to Propose Monthly Virginity Tests for Women https://themq.org/2019/06/uncategorized/rnc-to-propose-monthly-virginity-tests-for-women/ Wed, 05 Jun 2019 23:20:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3845 Area Man Eagerly Awaits New Album From Retired Band https://themq.org/2019/06/uncategorized/area-man-eagerly-awaits-new-album-from-retired-band/ Wed, 05 Jun 2019 23:20:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4370