Volume 24 – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Wed, 16 Jan 2019 01:08:05 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Volume 24 – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 2018 Sun God Scrapbook https://themq.org/2018/06/feature/2018-sun-god-scrapbook/ Thu, 07 Jun 2018 06:44:48 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=698 HDH Replaces Dining Hall Meals With Dog Food, Students Deem It an Improvement https://themq.org/2018/06/articles/news/hdh-replaces-dining-hall-meals-with-dog-food-students-deem-it-an-improvement/ Thu, 07 Jun 2018 06:30:34 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=693 Professors Prepare To Return to Void for Summer https://themq.org/2018/06/articles/news/professors-prepare-to-return-to-void-for-summer/ Thu, 07 Jun 2018 06:23:30 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=689 Sun Given a One-Star Yelp Review by NASA Astronomers https://themq.org/2018/06/articles/news/sun-given-a-one-star-yelp-review-by-nasa-astronomers/ Thu, 07 Jun 2018 06:16:51 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=686 ICE Raids Funeral, Asks Deceased for Identification https://themq.org/2018/06/articles/news/ice-raids-funeral-asks-deceased-for-identification/ Thu, 07 Jun 2018 06:11:24 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=682 Police Continue Extensive Manhunt for Area Woman Who Stole Eight Dollars Worth of Lip Gloss https://themq.org/2018/06/articles/news/police-continue-extensive-manhunt-for-area-woman-who-stole-eight-dollars-worth-of-lip-gloss/ Thu, 07 Jun 2018 06:03:54 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=678 Graduating Biology Student Pursues Ph.D., Excited to Have Stable Career by Late Fourties https://themq.org/2018/06/articles/news/graduating-biology-student-pursues-ph-d-excited-to-have-stable-career-by-late-fourties/ Thu, 07 Jun 2018 05:56:09 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=674 The United States Imposes Sanctions on the United States https://themq.org/2018/06/articles/news/the-united-states-imposes-sanctions-on-the-united-states/ Thu, 07 Jun 2018 05:51:53 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=669 Local Student Avoids Rent by Barricading Himself in North America Hall https://themq.org/2018/06/articles/news/local-student-avoids-rent-by-barricading-himself-in-north-america-hall/ Thu, 07 Jun 2018 05:39:19 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=666 Secretary of the Interior’s Attempts To Shrink Yellowstone Thwarted by Bear Cub https://themq.org/2018/06/articles/news/secretary-of-the-interiors-attempts-to-shrink-yellowstone-thwarted-by-bear-cub/ Thu, 07 Jun 2018 05:36:18 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=663