Volume 24 Issue 5 – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Wed, 16 Jan 2019 01:05:13 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Volume 24 Issue 5 – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 U.S. Children Secede, Form Gun-Free Country https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/news/u-s-children-secede-form-gun-free-country/ Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:33:51 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=894 Chick-fil-A Launches New Campaign of Human Sacrifice, Profits Remain Unchanged https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/news/chick-fil-a-launches-new-campaign-of-human-sacrifice-profits-remain-unchanged/ Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:31:54 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=890 Elon Musk Unveils All-Electric Attack Helicopter https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/elon-musk-unveils-all-electric-attack-helicopter/ Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:30:09 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=865 Local Astrologists Find Geminis to Be More Dangerous Than Previously Thought https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/news/local-astrologists-find-geminis-to-be-more-dangerous-than-previously-thought/ Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:29:56 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=861 Confused Woman Accidentally Drives to Eighth Floor of Geisel Library https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/news/confused-woman-accidentally-drives-to-eighth-floor-of-geisel-library/ Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:28:29 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=857 P/CP: I Am an Ideal Mate/I Am an Uninterested Lesbian https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/p-cp-i-am-an-ideal-mate-i-am-an-uninterested-lesbian/ Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:27:34 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=854 Fountain of Youth Revealed to Be Forever 21 https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/news/fountain-of-youth-revealed-to-be-forever-21/ Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:21:41 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=884 Local 34-Year-Old Couch Potato Decides To Take Up Snowboarding https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/news/local-34-year-old-couch-potato-decides-to-take-up-snowboarding/ Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:17:25 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=880 Trump Administration Scandal-Free for 13.5 Hours https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/news/trump-administration-scandal-free-for-13-5-hours/ Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:13:41 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=876 Obsessive Anime Fan Claims Waifu as Dependent, Goes Unnoticed by IRS https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/news/obsessive-anime-fan-claims-waifu-as-dependent-goes-unnoticed-by-irs/ Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:10:19 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=873